Nov 17
2009
Brett & Del: “Just Stay Home Tonight” Leah Paugh Dedication
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Wha? Are you serious? These blokes managed to get a fan comment on facebook? And look, they got all flustered and threw together a dedication video! Why try to play it cool when you can pander all airy-fairy to every virtual comment you receive? Needy sods. –Webmaster
Nov 9
2009
Brett Performing in Spain?!
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Get a load of this moppy headed character. His clothing looks as though it’s wax melting off of him… (I heard he has since fired his personal tailor.) Apparently 1995 must have been a rough musical year for Spain, as even Brett managed to get a gig in the northwestern town of As Pontes. Gracias a Sulema para encontrar este tesor!
Nov 5
2009
The Meaning of Life Forever Lost In Translation
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Feeling depleated and weak from starvation, I was in need of a quick fix, Chinese food was the answer. In America it is our duty as citizens to order some sort of fast food on a weekly, if not daily basis (I believe it is nestled somewhere within the 14th amendment of the US Constitution.) Regardless, once I ordered the Chinese food, a sense of optimism came over me. It was because I realized there was a fortune cookie in my future. A tiny confectionery harbinger of hope and guidance. As most know, it is customary to eat it at the end of the meal, so it was with a great build up of anticipation that I broke the cookie open to uncover my life changing message:
At first, I stared blankly at the tiny piece of paper. Then I looked up, raising my eyes to the horizon; was I missing something? The liberal use of exclamation points and a question mark further unsettled my feeble mind. This message was important, and I was being crushed by the pressure to decipher its meaning. Perhaps this encryption needs decoding by a mind far superior to mine.
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