Nov 5
2009
The Meaning of Life Forever Lost In Translation
posted by brett 32 Comments
Feeling depleated and weak from starvation, I was in need of a quick fix, Chinese food was the answer. In America it is our duty as citizens to order some sort of fast food on a weekly, if not daily basis (I believe it is nestled somewhere within the 14th amendment of the US Constitution.) Regardless, once I ordered the Chinese food, a sense of optimism came over me. It was because I realized there was a fortune cookie in my future. A tiny confectionery harbinger of hope and guidance. As most know, it is customary to eat it at the end of the meal, so it was with a great build up of anticipation that I broke the cookie open to uncover my life changing message:
At first, I stared blankly at the tiny piece of paper. Then I looked up, raising my eyes to the horizon; was I missing something? The liberal use of exclamation points and a question mark further unsettled my feeble mind. This message was important, and I was being crushed by the pressure to decipher its meaning. Perhaps this encryption needs decoding by a mind far superior to mine.
Jun 29
2009
A Coldplay / Hot Hot Heat Sandwich?
posted by Webmaster 39 Comments
We found the song One Specific Face listed by Zeda on her site online mix “Sunshine & Chocolate.” Yep, squeezed right between So So Cold and Warning Sign. Three cheers to Zeda for good exhibiting such discerning taste!
Jun 14
2009
Skateboard Paparazzi
posted by Webmaster 32 Comments
Brett was recently spotted taking a well deserved break from his busy touring schedule. Paparazzi from The Woodpushers caught him performing “X-treme” maneuvers at a skatepark at 2am in West Virginia. Now, just a minute… well-deserved break? What tour? Has this bloke gone batty? West Virginia? Are you for real?
Good sir, stop that skateboarding nonsense and watch some television like a respectable adult!
Apr 3
2009
Hi People, Site Being Updated
posted by Hal5000 9 Comments
Currently we are fixing some last minute tweaks on the new site. Don’t hold it against us! We’ll have it all fixed in a day or so!
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