Nov 5
2009
The Meaning of Life Forever Lost In Translation
posted by brett Leave a Comment
Feeling depleated and weak from starvation, I was in need of a quick fix, Chinese food was the answer. In America it is our duty as citizens to order some sort of fast food on a weekly, if not daily basis (I believe it is nestled somewhere within the 14th amendment of the US Constitution.) Regardless, once I ordered the Chinese food, a sense of optimism came over me. It was because I realized there was a fortune cookie in my future. A tiny confectionery harbinger of hope and guidance. As most know, it is customary to eat it at the end of the meal, so it was with a great build up of anticipation that I broke the cookie open to uncover my life changing message:
At first, I stared blankly at the tiny piece of paper. Then I looked up, raising my eyes to the horizon; was I missing something? The liberal use of exclamation points and a question mark further unsettled my feeble mind. This message was important, and I was being crushed by the pressure to decipher its meaning. Perhaps this encryption needs decoding by a mind far superior to mine.
Jun 29
2009
A Coldplay / Hot Hot Heat Sandwich?
posted by Webmaster 2 Comments
We found the song One Specific Face listed by Zeda on her site online mix “Sunshine & Chocolate.” Yep, squeezed right between So So Cold and Warning Sign. Three cheers to Zeda for good exhibiting such discerning taste!
Jun 14
2009
Skateboard Paparazzi
posted by Webmaster Leave a Comment
Brett was recently spotted taking a well deserved break from his busy touring schedule. Paparazzi from The Woodpushers caught him performing “X-treme” maneuvers at a skatepark at 2am in West Virginia. Now, just a minute… well-deserved break? What tour? Has this bloke gone batty? West Virginia? Are you for real?
Good sir, stop that skateboarding nonsense and watch some television like a respectable adult!
Apr 3
2009
Hi People, Site Being Updated
posted by Hal5000 Leave a Comment
Currently we are fixing some last minute tweaks on the new site. Don’t hold it against us! We’ll have it all fixed in a day or so!
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