Dinosaur Juice

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Fifty million years ago
This place must have been a bore
There weren’t combustion engines
Or a middle-eastern war.

Roaming the earth in search of food
Many years ago, giant reptiles walk the earth
And little do they know…

That they will be so important
To the future when it obtains
Fossil fuels like coal and oil
Made from their remains

Dinosaur Juice!

The T-rex and Pteranodon
I won’t forget to thank
Each time that I’m topping off
Another thirsty tank

And who would we be killing
If it weren’t for all that oil?
The headlines sure would suffer
Without blood on foreign soil!

Dinosaur Juice!

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